Stores
Your dashboard is counting the wrong thing.
Sessions include bots. Conversion is calculated against a number that is not shoppers. Start with the free split, then autopsy the rest.
No dashboards. No subscriptions. The arithmetic.
Measure what
everyone else
guesses at.
Diagnostic and automation tools for people running online stores, channels and side projects. Every tool is tested, dependency-free, and honest about what the numbers mean.
39%
Bots, on a real store
3,081 Shopify sessions. 1,197 were not human.
52.38%
Break-even at −110
A 50% capper is already losing money.
9 days
Silent failure
The scheduler stayed green. Nothing ran.
45s
To render 50s of video
On a laptop. No GPU. Nothing licensed.
Who it is for
Already running something. Tired of guessing.
Channels
Copyright is a compounding bet.
Stock clips and a music library work until they don't. Faceless Engine draws every frame and writes every note, so there is nothing in the file anyone can claim.
Scripts
It didn't crash. It just stopped.
Unattended jobs die quietly and keep reporting they are fine. Five tools for the failure modes you only notice a week later.
How it works
One question. Then the number.
01
Pick the question
One tool, one question. Is this traffic human. Does this record mean anything. Did the job actually finish.
02
Run it yourself
Stock Python. No pip install, no GPU, no login, no subscription. The arithmetic is in the file so you can check it.
03
Read the number
If the answer is “not yet” or “nothing is broken,” that is the result. The tools are built to say so rather than invent a problem.
Catalog
The tools
Start with the free Shopify traffic audit if you run a store. Everything else is a one-time download.
The rules
The numbers, not the vibe.
No dashboards
Nothing to log into. Nothing that quietly stops updating. You run the tool, you get the number.
No subscriptions
Every tool is a one-time purchase, or free. No monthly drip. No feature gated behind a plan.
Dependency-free
Tested with stock Python. Nothing to pip install, nothing to sign up for, nothing that breaks when a package moves.
You can check it
The arithmetic is written so you can follow it. If a result is “not yet,” that is the answer.
FAQ
Before you buy, or don’t.
What do I actually get?
A downloadable tool and the notes that go with it. Not a dashboard, not a community, not a coaching call. You run it on your machine and you keep it.
Do I need to install anything?
No pip install. No GPU. No app to add to Shopify. Stock Python, or a script that works with automation you already have.
Is this a subscription?
No. Tools are one-time, and The Bot Split is free. There is nothing to cancel because nothing renews.
Will this grow my store or make my channel profitable?
No. These are measurement tools. They tell you whether a number means anything. They will not sell picks, write ads, or invent a problem so the kit feels useful.
What if the result is “nothing is broken”?
That is a real result. We do not refund because a measurement came back clean or “not yet.” If a tool does not run as described, write through Whop support on your purchase.
Start here
Ten minutes. No card. The real session count.
Run The Bot Split on your own store. Once you have seen the number, you will know whether the rest of the catalog is for you.